problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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