An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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