Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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