Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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