That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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