I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
accomplished twins. life is a go
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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