we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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