Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Randomize
