Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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