Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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