She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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