Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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