It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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