She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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