winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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