Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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