well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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