So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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