Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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