Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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