remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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