i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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