i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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