He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Alive.
So much puke
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Randomize
