We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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