Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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