it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He did a backflip because drugs
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