What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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