Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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