So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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