Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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