dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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