im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize