Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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