OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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