They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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