Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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