They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Randomize
