When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
A+ Viking dick
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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