I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So vagazzling was a success
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