been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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