Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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