WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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