i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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