I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize