Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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