How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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