I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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