Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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