K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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