would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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