I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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