I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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