I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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