He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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